Maria Schneider is an American humorist, cartoonist, and illustrator, renowned for her work with the satirical online newspaper The Onion and her comic strip Pathetic Geek Stories. Born on August 18, 1968, in Madison, Wisconsin, she moved to New York City in 2001. Schneider creates humor columns as various characters and her comic strip illustrates reader-submitted tales of adolescent pain and humiliation. Although Pathetic Geek Stories ended in 2004 and moved to its own website, it has not been updated since November 2008.
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Meaning of the name - Maria
bitter, rebellious
Read Full Maria Name AnalysisAugust 18, 1968 Facts
Generation Group
Maria Schneider belongs to the Generation X group.
Place of Birth: Madison, Wisconsin
Occupation: cartoonist | comics artist
Employers: The Onion
Astrology Analysis
Note: This birth chart is calculated using the date and place of birth, with the time set to noon (12:00 PM) local time. While this provides accurate planetary positions for most celestial bodies, the Ascendant (Rising Sign) and house cusps are not calculated since they require precise birth time. For a complete astrological analysis including houses and rising sign, please provide the exact birth time.
Ephemeris for August 18, 1968
Note: Moon position is location and time sensitive.| Planet | Position (Tropical, Western) | Transits on August 18, 2025 | Secondary Progressions for August 18, 2025 |
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| Sun | 25 Leo 47 | 26 Leo 0 | 21 Libra 24 |
| Moon | 24 Gemini 18 | 28 Gemini 39 | 22 Cancer 14 |
| Mercury | 6 Virgo 50 | 7 Leo 28 | 23 Libra 30 |
| Venus | 12 Virgo 4 | 21 Cancer 42 | 22 Scorpio 3 |
| Mars | 8 Leo 22 | 7 Libra 23 | 14 Virgo 18 |
| Jupiter | 11 Virgo 43 | 15 Cancer 22 | 23 Virgo 53 |
| Saturn | 25 Aries 38 | 0 Aries 44 | 22 Aries 21 |
| Uranus | 27 Virgo 33 | 1 Gemini 20 | 1 Libra 3 |
| Neptune | 23 Scorpio 48 | 1 Aries 39 | 25 Scorpio 1 |
| Pluto | 21 Virgo 41 | 2 Aquarius 1 | 23 Virgo 43 |
| Rahu | 11 Aries 46 | 19 Pisces 19 | 8 Aries 45 |
| Ketu | 11 Libra 46 | 19 Virgo 19 | 8 Libra 45 |
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Astrology Transits Analysis for Year 2025
Note: Multiple transits occurring in close proximity often signify a major event in a person's life.Maria Schneider's 2025 Transits to Natal Planets
- Jupiter trine Ketu
Exact: 11 January, 2025 - Mars conjunction Sun
Exact: 10 June, 2025 - Mars conjunction Mercury
Exact: 30 June, 2025 - Mars aspects Saturn
Exact: 30 July, 2025 - Mars aspects Moon
Exact: 28 October, 2025 - Mars opposition Moon
Exact: 07 December, 2025
