Maria Schneider is an American humorist, cartoonist, and illustrator, renowned for her work with the satirical online newspaper The Onion and her comic strip Pathetic Geek Stories. Born on August 18, 1968, in Madison, Wisconsin, she moved to New York City in 2001. Schneider creates humor columns as various characters and her comic strip illustrates reader-submitted tales of adolescent pain and humiliation. Although Pathetic Geek Stories ended in 2004 and moved to its own website, it has not been updated since November 2008.
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Meaning of the name - Maria
bitter, rebellious
Read Full Maria Name AnalysisAugust 18, 1968 Facts
Generation Group
Maria Schneider belongs to the Generation X group.
Place of Birth: Madison, Wisconsin
Occupation: cartoonist | comics artist
Employers: The Onion
Astrology Analysis
Note: This birth chart is calculated using the date and place of birth, with the time set to noon (12:00 PM) local time. While this provides accurate planetary positions for most celestial bodies, the Ascendant (Rising Sign) and house cusps are not calculated since they require precise birth time. For a complete astrological analysis including houses and rising sign, please provide the exact birth time.
Ephemeris for August 18, 1968
Note: Moon position is location and time sensitive.| Planet | Position (Tropical, Western) | Transits on August 18, 2024 | Secondary Progressions for August 18, 2024 |
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| Sun | 25 Leo 47 | 26 Leo 14 | 20 Libra 25 |
| Moon | 24 Gemini 18 | 11 Aquarius 31 | 10 Cancer 12 |
| Mercury | 6 Virgo 50 | 26 Leo 54 | 24 Libra 42 |
| Venus | 12 Virgo 4 | 16 Virgo 42 | 20 Scorpio 50 |
| Mars | 8 Leo 22 | 19 Gemini 19 | 13 Virgo 41 |
| Jupiter | 11 Virgo 43 | 17 Gemini 17 | 23 Virgo 40 |
| Saturn | 25 Aries 38 | 17 Pisces 27 | 22 Aries 26 |
| Uranus | 27 Virgo 33 | 27 Taurus 12 | 0 Libra 59 |
| Neptune | 23 Scorpio 48 | 29 Pisces 22 | 24 Scorpio 59 |
| Pluto | 21 Virgo 41 | 0 Aquarius 15 | 23 Virgo 41 |
| Rahu | 11 Aries 46 | 8 Aries 39 | 8 Aries 48 |
| Ketu | 11 Libra 46 | 8 Libra 39 | 8 Libra 48 |
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Astrology Transits Analysis for Year 2025
Note: Multiple transits occurring in close proximity often signify a major event in a person's life.Maria Schneider's 2025 Transits to Natal Planets
- Jupiter trine Ketu
Exact: 11 January, 2025 - Mars conjunction Sun
Exact: 10 June, 2025 - Mars conjunction Mercury
Exact: 30 June, 2025 - Mars aspects Saturn
Exact: 30 July, 2025 - Mars aspects Moon
Exact: 28 October, 2025 - Mars opposition Moon
Exact: 07 December, 2025
